News: "P*nis Worship" say Freudian killjoys. This picture gallery...

of guys and their potato guns....errr...ummmm..., may prove him right.

Can't a guy just enjoy hairspray, vegetables, and a big huge boom?

Transference, displacement, latency.  Psshaww.  The third stage of male development (typically ages 4-6) is considered by Freud to be the phallic stage, during which time the singular source of pleasure comes from one's genitals.  Ok.....

But don't you think if Sigmund had had access to a Home Depot, if Sigmund had had the skill set to glue pvc pipe together, if Sigmund had had a honey with AquaNet, we might be freer to worship every little inch of the potato gun?